一番交流過後,兩人決定嘗試正常途徑進入城鎮,但守衛的盤查讓他們的計劃變得複雜。
【創造之心:金之城,創造之力含量高,共鳴中,創造之心已甦醒。】
“stop!!(站住!!)”一名守衛大喊。“Please present your residence permit or pass.(居住證或者通行證,出示一下。)”
evil與小夥對視,開始思考對策。evil得意洋洋:“yarrrr! old man! I said we should attack the city. Look how troublesome it is now!(呀!夥計!我就說要攻城吧,你看看現在多麻煩啊!)”
“Stay calm, Evil. I'm trying to figure it out(冷靜冷靜,evil,我正在想辦法。)”年輕小夥一時間有些犯難,望著這座高聳堅挺的金之城,他竟有了蜀道之難,難於上青天之感,啊,人生之路,真如蜀道般坎坷和艱難吶。
“You guys, be more restrained! I really don't want to work overtime! Keep it down! Don't conspire loudly! Can we wait until I change shifts before attacking the city?!
(你們收斂一點啊!我特麼不想加班!小點聲!別大聲密謀!等我換班再攻城行不行?!)”守衛們看不下去,兩人尷尬一笑,只好各自行動,尋找機會。
【創造之心解析中:懶惰,懶惰者,深陷舒適,裹足不前。】
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在右城門,實力最強的evil面對十名守衛,她試圖以自已的方式解決問題:“Emmhehe... you are all losers who have lost to me, why don't you accept the bet? Ask the evil neuron.
(呃呵呵···你們都是輸給我的失敗者,為什麼不願賭服輸呢?evil neuro提問。)”
守衛們囂張跋扈地回應道:“Losing?! Little girl, we are the s13 of the s13 season! And now the team has reached 15 people! Not to mention a brown bear now, even a rabbit is no problem!
(輸?!小姑娘,我們可是s13賽季的s13!而且現在隊伍已經達到了15人!現在別說是棕熊了,就算是兔子也不在話下!)”
【創造之心:曾有一王,其名為魔王兔,以一已之力,驅逐萬獸,立威於世界之一隅,魔王兔,何許兔也?修一尺有餘,而形貌昳麗。】
而evil卻在此時靈機一動,從口袋拿出兔皮作為禮物遞給守衛,最終一名守衛識破了這份昂貴的戰利品,他帶著兔皮如同尿急般急忙向左城門跑去。
“I smell the scent of justice, which is the fragrance of selflessness.(我嗅到了正義的氣息,這是來著無私的清香。)”evil目送著遠處的守衛,簡單的嗅了嗅空氣,喃喃自語道。
與此同時,左城門,抗傷最高、未來可能更高的年輕小夥面對五名守衛,他試圖以溫和手段進入:“最近管這麼嚴嗎?我們其他城鎮的,不能通融嗎?(Has it been so strict lately? Can't we accommodate those from other towns?)”
一名守衛慌張的解釋道:“不行不行!絕對不行!高階魔物可能會化作人形···所以必須提供身份證明!魔物一般是沒有錢的,所以給錢也行,這一切都是我們的一片苦心啊!
(No, no, no! Absolutely not! Advanced monsters may transform into human form, so identification must be provided! Demons usually don't have money, so it's okay to give them money. It's all our hard work!)”
【創造之心:愚痴,愚痴者,固步自封,矇昧無知,此方只能防範低智力魔物的侵擾,無法阻止高智力魔物的入侵。】
突然,一名剛要入城的居民偷偷塞給他兩張居民證,好心的想要幫助他順利透過,可年輕小夥卻盯著給來的居住證若有所思。
“Not good! Captain! Someone has defeated the new champion of the Wood Forest Fist, Quan, who is comparable to a 5th level brown bear and 3rd level! Strike! Rabbit! Smash it!
(不好了!隊長!有人擊敗了堪比5階棕熊、3階的木之森林新拳王——拳!擊!兔!砸!)”一名從右側城門狂奔至左側城門的守衛,發了瘋似的大喊道。
守衛們得知evil與年輕小夥的“戰績”後,態度突然轉變,他們熱情相迎,其中領頭的更是真誠邀請兩人入城:“Not good! Whose subordinate is this?! Hurry up and enter the city! Take whatever you want in the city~Welcome to the Rogue Legion~Hahaha~
(不好!這是誰的部下?!快快入城!進城東西隨便拿~流氓軍團歡迎你們~哈哈哈哈哈哈~)”
收錢的領頭突然變得熱情,但隨即又板著臉:“誰···誰說要收錢的!啊?!這分明是來投奔的!(Who said they want to collect money! Ah?! This is clearly here to seek refuge!)”
【創造之心解析中:諂媚,諂媚者,曲意逢迎,喪失尊嚴。】
最終,在一片混亂與歡笑聲中,領頭守衛僅敢以匆匆一瞥的姿態檢驗那片兔皮,走過場似的完成例行檢查,生怕稍有疏忽便惹惱貴客。
隨即,他滿臉堆笑,深鞠躬身,雙手恭敬地托起神聖的魔王兔皮置於頭頂,步伐輕盈卻穩健,全程嘴角還掛著討好的微笑,快速卻不失禮數地小跑向前。
他,作為一位優秀稱職的守衛,急切而又謹慎地完成了歸還兔皮的偉大使命,evil與小夥也順利靠近了城鎮大門,開始了他們在異世界的又一段冒險。
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