在異世界的城鎮門前,一場充滿奇遇的對話正在上演。
年輕小夥疑惑地詢問evil:“evil, You said this world has magic, right?(evil,你說這個世界,是有魔法的對吧?)”
evil眯著眼睛,擺出一副自信滿滿的模樣,假裝十分專業地解釋道:“emmm, You know, the magic content nearby is too low to use magic, let alone have creatures that can use magic.
(嗯,你懂的,附近的魔力含量太低了,無法使用魔法,更不會擁有能夠使用魔法的生物。)”
小夥難以置信evil智慧的分析能力,驚訝地追問:“NO!What do you mean?You now! Do you understand magic?!(不是!你的意思是!你現在!懂魔法?!)”
evil開始有些尷尬的哭泣,還嘟起了嘴,帶著一絲幽默回應:“Haha... Sorry, I was guessing. If you're not satisfied with my speculation, I can consider killing you.
(哈哈···抱歉,我是猜的,如果你對於我的推測不滿意,我可以考慮把你給殺了。)”
evil的玩笑讓小夥有些不知所措,他趕緊圓場:“Okay, okay. Anyway, I won't encounter magic for the time being, right?(好好好,總之就是暫時遇不到魔法,對吧?)”
evil不慌不忙地繼續她的解釋:“true! You are really amazing! That's right, if you encounter an overly powerful enemy in the early stages, even the most outstanding protagonist can only be included in someone else's exciting kill set. You have to understand one thing, the king is defeated by the enemy. Hmph~
(沒錯!你實在是太棒啦!正是如此,如果前期遇到過於強大的敵人,那麼再優秀的主角,也只能被收納入別人的精彩擊殺集了,你要明白一點,成王敗寇,哼哼~)”
她的言辭中透露出曾經對於小說世界規則的深刻理解。
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不一會兒,兩人來到了evil偵查到的城鎮,這是一個小型的城鎮,位於平原之上,由十五名守衛守衛,這裡怪物弱,兵力少,屬於偏遠地區。
“Wow~What a beautiful town! It really opened my eyes! It's so beautiful that I want to attack the city! wink~
(喔~多麼美麗的城鎮啊,真是讓我大開眼界啊!美到我都想攻城了!眨眼~)” evil的話語中充滿了對未知的好奇與挑戰。
年輕小夥大驚失色,急忙勸阻道:“No, no, no, sister! This is not a good attack! All of them are above level 4! I can't beat it! I can't beat it at all!
(不不不···姐!這可不興攻啊!全部都是4階以上!打不過!根本打不過!)”
evil則提出了一個比較合理吧大概的解決方案:“Um... why not? I'll take one and you'll take sixteen. Isn't that the solution? Evil Neuro is a genius!
(嗯···有何不可,我單挑一個,你單挑十六個,這不就解決了嗎?evil neuro是個天才!)”
小夥苦笑一聲過後,無奈地搖頭:“Hahaha... Your computing ability does need to be improved, but... if you're not wrong, do you want to join me in the fight?!
(哈哈哈啊···你的計算能力確實有待提高,只是···如果你沒有算錯的話,呃···合著你要連我一塊打?!)”
evil得意地回應道:“Hmph... Of course, my friend. You should know that Evil Neuro has always treated everyone fairly, wink~
(哼哼哼···那是當然,我的朋友,你要知道,evil neuro向來是公平對待每一個人的,眨眼~)”
最終,小夥只能選擇妥協:“I surrendered, I surrendered for them too. Evil, you won, there's no need to attack the city now.(我投降,我替他們也投降了,evil,你贏了,現在不用攻城了。)”
“ha-ha! You are indeed a team! emmmm···filtered~(哈哈!你們果然是一夥的!嗯···已過濾~”
evil陷入沉思片刻,眼中閃過恍然大悟的亮光,她幾乎是瞬間給出了光速般的回應,嘴角勾起一抹狡黠的弧度,眼神直盯著年輕小夥,似乎正醞釀著某個鬼主意。
下一秒,彷彿意識到不宜過早洩露天機,evil趕忙捂住了自已那愛說閒話的大嘴,臉上帶著一絲忍俊不禁的表情。