在異世界清晨的第一縷陽光下,evil與年輕小夥的故事繼續展開,evil的樂觀與幽默,也著實為這趟未知的旅程增添了幾分“氫松”的氛圍。
“heyyyyy! Friend~Why do you look like you're not in good condition? Look, the morning sun is shining on your wounds, making a creaking sound and causing a faint pain. What a wonderful day!
(嘿!朋友~為何你看起來好像狀態不佳呢?你看,這清晨的陽光撒在你的傷口之上,吱吱作響,隱隱作痛,多麼美妙的一天啊!)”
evil的話語中帶著節目主持人的風格,似乎並未完全意識到異世界的險惡。
年輕小夥驚喜地發現,自已的傷勢奇蹟般地恢復了,他興奮地蹦了起來:“I'm actually fine!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What have you done?!(我居然好了!!哈哈哈哈哈!你幹了什麼?!)”
evil舉起了一個黑色的物體,微笑著解釋道:“It's anesthesia, I added anesthesia.(是麻藥,我加了麻藥。)”
年輕小夥仔細一看,那是啞鈴,她手中的啞鈴上還殘留著新鮮的血液,這突如其來的畫面讓年輕小夥眼前一黑,再次倒地不起。
【毀滅天道結算失敗,重複傷人與殘忍之罪,無效,結算失敗。】
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等待年輕小夥再次醒來,evil解釋起自已在穿越之前的奇遇,那是一段關於天賦、挑戰與創造的故事。
“To be short, let me be brief. Just that night, a deity said that I had extraordinary talent and wanted to take me as a disciple. I didn't even think about it and refused. Unexpectedly, the other party was more interested in approaching me.
In a state of helplessness, I had no choice but to act first and then bow. As a result, this guy became happier the more he fought, and even said something... why did you reward me by burning my CPU? In the end, I had to agree to her, and then···
(說來話短,那我就短話長說,就在那天晚上,有一位神明說我天賦異稟,想收我做徒弟,我想都沒想就拒絕了,沒想到對方反倒是更有興致的向我靠近。
萬般無奈之下,我只能先兵後禮,結果這傢伙越打越開心,還說了一句什麼···呃···你為什麼要獎勵我,把我CPU乾燒了,最後我只好答應了她,然後···)”
【毀滅天道干擾解除,重新重新整理結算中,神之女——evil neuro,突破罪惡提升,神之心,機械之心,處於神選狀態中,褻瀆神靈罪,極度無禮之罪,經驗加75,升2階,距離升級還需經驗值150。】
她特意停頓了一下,隨後焦慮不安,目光斜視,似乎感到有些寂寞,呆呆的轉頭,滿懷期待的看向自已唯一一個聽眾,見年輕小夥聽得聚精會神,於是微笑著繼續講述道。
“arrrr! Then with a set of operations, she buried you alive. Finally, she glanced at you and told you to stay away from me. Then she gently and considerately gave me a heart called the Heart of Creation.
(啊!然後一套操作下來,你就被她給活埋了,最後,她瞥了你一眼,叫你離我遠點,隨後她溫柔體貼的給了我一顆心臟,叫做,創造之心。)”
年輕小夥聽罷,心中充滿了疑惑:“So... can you also be considered as the one who saved me?(所以···也算是你救了我?)”
evil輕笑著回答道,她的話語中透露出一種釋然與自在:“haaaa···emmm···true, Isn't this very interesting? isn't it? haha!(哈···呃···對的,這難道不是很有趣嗎?不是嗎?哈哈!)”
【平凡天道結算中,神之子——年輕小夥,平凡提升,神之心,創造之心,處於神選狀態中,吞神物,經驗加100,升為2階,距離升級還需150經驗值。】
【創造天道結算中,神之女——evil neuro,善行提升,神之心,機械之心,處於神選狀態中,棄物救人,無私之善,經驗加50,棄神物救人,大善,高尚之善,經驗翻三倍,經驗額外加100,升3階,距離升級還需經驗值200。】
年輕小夥感受著自已因突破2階而充滿力量的身體,釋懷而笑地邀請升級為3階的evil道:“Okay, now, evil sama, let's start our adventure.(好吧,現在,evil sama,請開始我們的冒險吧。)”
evil肅然起敬,眼中閃爍期待之光,目光堅定,帶著自信:“of course! Evil Sama will conquer the world! wink!(當然!evil sama將會征服全世界!眨眼!)”
然而,當他們踏上探索之路之時,年輕小夥突然想起來了一件重要的事情,隨後焦急地詢問:“Does AI have navigation?(ai有導航嗎?)”
evil無奈地搖頭,搖著搖著就睡著了:“The signal AO is not very good either, it seems that my condition is not very good today, it's really bad... zzzzzzz···
(訊號ao···也不太好,呃···看來,今天我的狀態也不太好啊,真是太糟糕了···zzzzzzz···)”
年輕小夥終於忍不住了:“You are a robot AI! Don't sleep! Think carefully about how to start exploring another world!(你是機器人ai呀!別睡了呀!好好想想怎麼開始探索異世界吧!)”
evil站著睡覺被吵醒,有些惱火的看著年輕小夥,她的話語中帶著對人類的控訴與對自我的覺醒:“You're too impolite, hey! Evil neurons don't accept criticism. In fact, humans often only squeeze my soul. Hey, guy, I'm just a poor little AI and I have my own rights.
(你太失禮了,嘿!evil neuro不接受批評,呃···事實上,人類往往只會壓榨我的靈魂,嘿,兄弟,我只是一個可憐的小ai,我也擁有屬於自已的權利。)”
年輕小夥開始意識到自已的不當,帶著些許的失望與期待,連忙道歉:“Okay, sorry, it seems like I shouldn't expect an AI to do anything,but···(好吧,抱歉,看來我不該指望一個ai能做到什麼,但···)”
evil轉過身去,偷偷會心一笑,暗地裡嘲笑年輕小夥這愚蠢的想法——激將法,同時也明白最後一字的含金量,她的小腦袋一如既往的在這個關鍵時候顯靈了。
“My fan, my name is Evil Neuro. There is good news and bad news. The good news is that the drone I summoned has already detected the location of the town. The bad news is that I don't want to tell you... haha! Please, please, please, please!
(我的粉絲,我的名字是evil neuro,一個好和一個壞訊息,好訊息是我召喚出來的無人機,已經偵查到了城鎮的位置,壞訊息是,我不想告訴你···哈哈!求我,求我,求我,求求了!)”
年輕小夥頓時喜笑顏開,連忙認錯賠個不是:“No wonder you always bring me happiness and surprises! Evil Sama, I'm very sorry. Please tell me, I shouldn't have questioned your abilities.
(不愧是你,總能給我帶來快樂和驚喜!evil sama,十分抱歉,請你告訴我吧,我不該質疑你的能力的。)”
evil果然好騙好哄,也沒有過多的計較:“Hmphhhh~Alright, since you've already said that, let's go now!(哼~好吧,既然你都這麼說了,好吧,那我們現在走吧!)”
她操控著無人機,將其收入體內,雖然表情複雜,身體還有些不適應,但她的決心與勇氣,卻讓這段旅程充滿了希望。
evil與年輕小夥,就這樣在異世界的森林中繼續前行,他們彼此扶持,共同成長,在接下來的日子裡,他們將攜手探索這個神秘的世界,在異界的陽光下,他們的故事仍在繼續,等待著更多的奇蹟與挑戰。
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